The Toecutter
An informative how-to for those who wish to pound off their own toes with a chisel. You know- like you do.

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The Cross Man
Make your own cross, which you too can carry across the world on foot... you know. like you do.
The Mangler
Medicine is for sissies. Read the spectacular rationalizations of a man at war with his own toes. You know, like you do.
It's not the hobby, the habit, the fetish, the faith or the pain - It's the denial, rationalization and insanity. The firm conviction that what they do is normal and commonplace. They don't just do this stuff- they think YOU want to.